I apologise for the lack of blogging recently, Dave & Myself could not be bothered to do any. However, I now am able to bring you....NEWS!; CREDIT CRUNCH BITS HARDER!!!,Due to the cuffufle about the bloody credit crunch we bring you an adventure so daring, so extradinary, so bizzare that it would have Bear Grillys shaking in his boots. Due to rising costs of electricity, Dave decided not to straigten his hair, and along with the company of Team Alfalfa we headed out into the mysteroius countryside where all sorts of pillaging and the likes were concieved.Team Alfalfa (breakdown); Dave (BEAR) Smith, Robbie (We are going THIS way) Addison, Joel (Omen) Harrison, Charlie (I have got no food) Miller, David (Soviet) Ward, Smadams and myself.
P.S the reason I call Dave a BEAR is because a.) Mr Haywood commented on Dave's hair saying that he looks like some sort of wild animal. b.) Recently a person going by the name of BEAR has been answering Sidewalk's letters recently and as you can guess I made the connection.
I liked Brian's cosack hat today, shame that my the end of the trip it was burnt. 
Brian, belting the high notes.
The MP3's were on the sesh to my delight.
As was Matty.
Brian was shocked.
This is what happens when I go wondering up a rural road shouting obsene things, I return with the Po-liss on me tail. Na not really he was just curious on why I was running up the road shouting my myself on a road in the middle of no-where turns out he was really nice and gave us directions I was tempted to ask him to pose with his gun, I can only imagine what it looked like to the group, me walking around a corner just to return with the Police. Joel - "F*** ITS THE FEDS HOWD THEY FIND US?!?!?" 
The team take a well deserved break in the middle of no-where, stealing Joel's Relentless after he went for a piss. This was taken directly after we took a shortcut by accident which resulted us in missing out 3KM of our route LOL.
David had decided to give up on the idea of raving to the cows so he went onto somthing a little more extreme.
Will Sanderson, looking as scary as ever. Apparently this was taken inside my groups tent a.) What the f*** is Will doing in our tent b.) if this is taken on my phone then why can't I remember this??? mmmmm. This was obviously before 4 crazy farmers came down the hill on quad bikes & guns, swearing their heads off threatening to "Shoot our eyes out" or as Josh Oliver thought "Take your i-phones" as you could guess we were all crapping ourselves when Josh (not Oliver) & Ryan Copping came to the rescue by shouting something along the lines of "There's 4 of you, there's 30 of us" and they f***** off. Meanwhile, BEAR was drawing out a plan in which he could knife the farmers with his penknife. This was the only sort of photo for the next day, sorry.
Once we arrived at our designated finish we were all relieved to take off our rucksacks and head to the pub to get drinks where I paid and needless to say they all still owe me money...dammit!Signed Mr Jon (Profesional Stick Whidler) xxx
P.S below you will find the vids of our odd adventures.
THE CAAAAKE!!!
THE TEEEEA!!!
